paradoxsocks:

MCDONALD’S WAS FOUNDED BY BROTHERS MAC AND DICK MCDONALD

OBVIOUSLY THE BIG MAC WAS NAMED AFTER MAC, RIGHT?

IF THEY HAD NAMED IT AFTER DICK THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST THING

What do you want for lunch?” 

"You know, I’m really craving a big dick." 




basedgosh:

being clingy over your internet friends is probably not the smartest thing to do but i do it anyways


frostingpeetaswounds:

THIS FANDOM IS SO STARVED THAT WE’RE ALL FREAKING OUT ABOUT A SUPER LOW QUALITY SCAN OF A STILL WE SHOULD HAVE HAD A MONTH AGO

WE ARE STARVED LIONSGATE DO YOU HEAR ME

STARVED


samwinchester:

samwinchester:

i have zero friends but at least my hair looks good sometimes

i just realized how this looks with my url


tristamateer:

I hope one day
somebody loves you
so much

that they see violets
in the bags under your eyes,
sunsets in the downward arch
of your lips,

that they recognize you
as something green,
something fresh and still growing,
even if sometimes
you are growing sideways,

that they do not waste their time
trying to fix you.



reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you


eracist:

I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bs I’ve been here for 12 years screw u


junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge


redwynez:

So, I heard you wanna be part of Scott McCall’s pack LESSON 1

"You must cockblock Danny Mahealani at all costs. Dignity is not required. "

don’t you dare look outside your window darling
everything’s on fire
the war outside our door keeps raging on
hold onto this lullaby even when the music’s gone…


tigrau:

daefics:

i-cant-beliieve-i:

Everyone needs a transparent pug jumping around their blog

You little shit. I tried not to reblog this

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